Score: 0

"wow"

submission: SpeedAnimate:SakuraHentai

date: November 5, 2009

Ok, first of all I dont give a crap about how hard you tried to make this, I mean seriously all it is is porn, I dont care how much effort you put into it, the end result is your making something for people to jack off to.

Also, its friggin Naruto. Dude, little kids watch this (I also don't give a crap about how the Japanese take it as a serious show), so congratulations for making a porn out of a show with viewers the ages of 7-14. Isn't the girl your animating supposed to be like age 13 or 14 anyway?
Oh, and almost forgot. Since its Naruto, that also means you didnt even make an effort into making your own character.

And finally, the end result is crap. Don't tell me this bullsh*t is hard. I've seen dozens of speed animations done with twice the speed of this video, about 7 minutes in length, 100% better than the drawings in this one, and also they made original characters made without friggin reference photos from some T.V series.

Overall:
You didn't think of your own character, you put hardly any effort into drawing the character, the whole animation is a porno of a kid show on cartoon network, the character is only 13 or 14 years old according to the idea which you stole, and to top it off you animated it by literally just moving the objects up and down and in order to animate the eyes and mouth you replaced them with just another picture at different times.

Lets make this even simpler. So far you've ignored copyright, animated a nude underage girl, made a porno out of a childrens show, and done it all the the quickest way possible.

Are you proud of yourself for this?
Seriously the only reason why I think you've gotten the score so far is because of a bunch of perverts who want to thank you for making an excuse for why hentai shouldn't be seen as just porn.
I'm not saying this to insult you, I'm saying this because I think its true.

Oh, and by the way, anyone who disagrees please send me a PM explaining why this animation deserves the score it has.

Score: 9

"Good addition to the series"

submission: Jerry: The End

date: November 4, 2009

I dunno, this one kinda got to me (might just be because its the last episode). Lol its funny but yet, at the same time I was kind of sulking for how bad Jerry's life sucked even though he's a normal guy (does that kinda make sense?). Oh well, laughed anyway cause I know sometimes when life just sucks so bad the only thing you can possibly do is laugh.
Oh, and also watched your commentary. Honestly and truly I didn't even think of lightning possibly striking his mom. However I was trying to think of a way you would cut her aside from the story and as soon as it struck her I thought, "Holy crap, ofcourse." Lol, took me by so much surprise.
Anyway, I still felt bad for Jerry even though it ended in a happy attitude, because I was thinking "She's still going to steal money from him and dump him when he's older, plus he's going to commit suicide and go to hell." Still, a good flash though.
I dunno, all I can say is it's not like any other series I've seen on NG. Also sounded like you didn't know where to take this series to an end so you kinda quick wrapped it up (no offense if you take any).
Sidenote: I don't mean to sound like a gimme-gimme fan or anything, but are you going to create any other animations of Joan and Mark? It was one of the first animations I had seen of yours and it looked like it could have been a very entertaining / enjoyable series.
Overall, pretty good work bro!

Score: 6

"Heh"

submission: I Can't Hear You

date: November 4, 2009

Well, its not exaclty the best joke around I guess, but its a bit funnier than most of the jokes I hear on newgrounds. Didn't feel like it was supposed to make me bust a gut or anything but it actually did make me chuckle a bit.
Good artwork, and good timing, the audio sounded a lil cheesy but im not sure if it was done on purpose or not. Even if it wasn't on purpose, its not really distracting from the joke and if its going to be funny you dont really need to focus on high quality everything (drawing, audio, whatever)

Overall: Was a good animation, nothing suggestive or over-the-top slap-stick. Good for an ok chuckle. Joke was wierd in a way, but still funny.
If you want better scores then you might want to think into the joke a little more but if the scores don't really matter and you like it the way it is then keep doing it whatever style you like bro!

Score: 0

"ZOMG ITS......"

submission: PeanutButter n Jelly TIME

date: November 3, 2009

Been done over and over, seriously... not only did you rip off a stupid internet joke thats been done time and time again, but you also decided to use sprites of characters that you didnt create on your own! Looks to me like the only thing you actually worked on was the background, which was crap!
Hooray for you!!!

Score: 10

"Merry Ghostmas!"

submission: Blockhead Ghostmas

date: October 30, 2009

Lol me and my friend love this series. Tommorow is Halloween (Ghostmas) and instead of saying Trick or Treat, we're going to go around ringing doorbells saying "Merry Ghostmas". Lol not even kidding.
Also anyone who will disagree about ghostmas we will call heretics (and possibly non-believers)

Score: 0

"wow, failed."

submission: The Disney Collab

date: October 19, 2009

Ok, i have no problem with you making fun of Disney and crap, but what the crap man.
These jokes were stale as hell. Not really a point to any of the vids, all were pretty poorly animated, and the jokes didnt really seem to thought out at all.

So fail for you.

Looks like the only thing you guys worked on where half-assed details, and even good details couldnt compensate for this crap.

Score: 1

"um... ok"

submission: The Small Jack

date: October 19, 2009

Didnt know what the crap I was watching. Looks like its just random ass sh*t. Don't reallly see whats so funny.

Sidenote: Ghostling...... wtf, you said you only liked the penis part..... and you give it an 8?

Score: 10

"Dang!!"

submission: //Necropolis Xenophobe

date: October 14, 2009

HOLD IT! Before you read on let me inform you of my comment. If you truly want to read what I think read the whole comment. If you just want it shortened LOOK AT THE BOTTOM!)

Not gonna lie, I thought this was just going to be another crappy anime story (lol by the way I dont care what anyone thinks of anime, don't try to change my opinion), BUT, instead it was an actual decent and original peice of work.

ALSO, artwork was not limited to one scheme, which I liked for some reason. Usualy no one can really pull it off without looking amateur, but this one had a certain cool attitude about it (dont know how to explain it)

AND FURTHERMORE, although this may not seem important to everyone else, it is to me.
1.) You didn't try to make your flash seem cooler or better by adding in completely useless one-liners (although a few are ok, just not a lot).
2.) You didn't rely on retarded continuous sex jokes to appeal to those with the attention spans of 13 year olds.
3.) You didn't try to make the flash seem (A) TOO serious, or (B) TOO funny.
(A) TOO serious
You didnt try to make some big moral, epiphany, idea come out of your story (or at least not yet). Im okay with an overall message as long as I cant see it coming from a mile away, or have it crammed down my throat by the animator withtin the last few minutes of the flash. I hate that >8[
(B) TOO funny
You added a fairly reasonable amount of jokes! Not too many to give the mood of a comedy, not too few to make it seem like a serious flash. AND ANOTHER THING, the jokes were actual jokes not based on anything! No references, hooray :D.
Sidenote: lol I don't care what Brainstrain91 or anyone else says, that scream joke was hilarious and the lip sync was pretty decent (Again, hell of a lot better than anime lip sync :D :l :D :l :D :l )

IN CONLCUSION (finally!)
This was a very well animated, very smooth and relaxed flash. I liked the style of mixing different artwork but blending them in such a way that it doesn't completely stick out and distract the viewer. The story seemed original and entertaining, not too serious, not too funny. Very relaxed and cool.

FINAL JUDGMENT (zomg!!)
I give this flash a 10/10 because it is truly worth a 10/10. It was well put together, and I could tell this took a decent (but perhaps a great) amount of effort.
..................................... And if any of you don't like it you can suck it :D

(whew!)

Score: 9

"one of the best on newgrounds"

submission: Tarboy

date: August 23, 2009

dude i did not expect this at all. The music was perfect for this flash. Also i loved how the grampa kept creeping billy out.
The ending was pretty hilarious too, but even though it was funny I still would like to see more.
Overall good job!

Score: 5

"points for effort"

submission: DARE

date: August 20, 2009

How the heck did this get up to the top 50? Ok personally i dont give a crap about the religion thing. However i am a little confused about FeedingAddictions last statement on not being "Man enough to face the facts that christ is better than anti-christ". Where did that come from?

Anyway back to the subject i really think this is an ok movie, but it really shouldnt be like the second best in the top 50. Maybe like number 30 or something but number 2?
Sorry, i just didnt find it very inspirational. But thats just my opinion, try harder dude!